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unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

(via laughbitches)

The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over. (via unlively)

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nakeid:

theleatherlook:

smohkist:

voleum:

kisslng:

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE

My kind of man

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

OMG LET ME MARRY HIM

THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM IN THE BOTTOM ONE OMG GUYS AWWWWWWH

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stormiin-mormon:

Swag


Lol same

stormiin-mormon:

Swag

Lol same

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memewhore:

If I rolled my eyes any harder I’d need surgery to correct them.

memewhore:

If I rolled my eyes any harder I’d need surgery to correct them.

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onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

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spektrmodule:

ultrafunnypictures:

222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland

their purpose is unknown and likely sinister

spektrmodule:

ultrafunnypictures:

222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland

their purpose is unknown and likely sinister

(via existential-anxieties)

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

relahvant:

stunningpicture:

That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.

that’s a shower…

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photographyofdavidhanjani:

Night Sinning. Photos & Gif By David Hanjani

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Night Sinning. Photos & Gif By David Hanjani

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